Why was the puppy unhappy in the rain?
Because it became a soggy doggy!
Why do giraffes boast long necks?
Because they’re hiding their smelly feet!
Which snack has the power to make you jump?
POP-corn!
What did the wolf express upon meeting the little pig?
“Very pleased to EAT you!”
Finally, the hilarious jokes that every five-year-old should have at their fingertips, featured in the first of the immensely popular Awesome Jokes series.
This collection is a treasure trove of punchlines guaranteed to elicit groans from grandfathers, sighs from mothers, and pleas for more from best friends.
Inside, you’ll discover over a hundred timeless classics, clever reimaginings, and fresh, fantastic jokes. With sixty easily readable pages and delightful illustrations to spark extra laughter, it’s the ideal gift for any five-year-old who adores jokes!
And here’s an extra reason to smile: all the profits from this book support children’s charities, including Chances for Children and Demelza Hospice Care for Children.
